750 Views and Minecraft Redstone Update!

Thank you viewers once again, we have hit the 750 website views mark! Thank you for your support, the number of website views has been rapidly increasing in the past few weeks and we really appreciate it!

But we have never had any comments from strangers before...do feel free to post anything you want, cuz we'd really wanna hear!

Anyway, for the PC Edition of Minecraft, a major update is coming out: the Restone Update! It will supposedly include amazing new stuff such as-

Redstone Blocks: My favourite. Should work as both Redstone Torches and Redstone. These blocks, to me, will be great for building roller coasters (in creative mode) as you can simply place the tracks on top of the redstone to make the rider feel like he/she is really in the air, without placing blocks with redstone on them beside the track.

Daylight Sensor: Works as a solar panel which sends an electrical charge. We might possibly be able to create things such as piston doors that only open in the day, that will keep the zombies out!

Scoreboard: You complete objectives, you get a score.

These upcoming stuff are quite ingenious, isn't it? Even though I am not a PC Edition player, I guess it will be quite fun. For more info on the Redstone Update, click (here).

Have a good Friday,
The Dumb Author

Dumb Ways to Die (dumbways2die property)

Classic 2012 awesomeness, do any of you guys remember it? It is one of my favorite songs, and it's gone quite viral. I guess some people could've forgotten about it so I share it on the blog.

Just don't try any of the stuff in the video, I beg you! It CAN be FATAL, it is called Dumb Ways to DIE for a reason!

Please not that this is not my video, it is created by dumbways2die so I am not responsible for the video.

Harlem Shake and Updates Announcement

Since I have time, I will just this thing now :-)

That awesome Harlem Shake video has sadly been removed from YouTube, as some guy claimed copyright in the video. Aww come on! It is just a bunch of other peoples' videos, saying they are the funniest ones! Some people can be quite weird sometimes...

Next, We will have no more website update videos because we finally realized that it is simply...stupid. It is not as if this website sells computer software or anything, it is just website updates. So we will just do the 'updates' without telling you guys.

Stay dumb,
The Dumb Administrator

Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition Review

I guess this review is extremely late, because I have been playing the Xbox 360 Edition for quite a while. It was released in June 2012, but I think it is time I make a review on it, after playing it for quite a while, hope it gives you some good info-

Game: Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition

Creators: Mojang, 4J Studios, Microsoft Studios

Price: 1600 Microsoft Points (About US$25, sorry I don't live in the US)

Available: Online (can be downloaded directly on the Xbox 360 console which needs an Internet connection or from Xbox.com with an Xbox Live account)

Our Rating: 3/5 Quite good

Our Review: Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition has been around since June 2012, but still, quite a number of players on the other versions actually don't know about the Xbox 360 Edition, so here's a brief review.

If you liked fighting monsters, building crazy stuff, exploring the worlds, or even killing poor boxy Minecraft animals for their meat, and always wanted to do it on the big awesome screen, Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition is great for you.

Everything is done with your Xbox 360 controller, once you played it for long enough, it is extremely easy to use the controls in the game. I actually find it a lot easier to use than the Pocket Edition controls.

Unlike the PC Edition, the worlds that you spawn in are not infinite and you can craft a map, but the worlds are definitely a lot bigger than the PE Edition worlds. The worlds (especially mountain biomes) are really beautiful on the big screen, and everything is crystal clear, and you can do everything that can be done on the PC Edition, but there are a few things that I want to touch on.

1. It sometimes crashes. I have never played any Xbox 360 game that crashes, I think it is a good idea to fix this, it is so ANNOYING! Especially when you just finished building something...but at least there is autosave every 30 minutes.

2. Herobrine is not officially removed in this edition, it just makes me freak out a bit every time I spawn in a new world.

3. Downloadable maps, I beg you Mojang Studios! It will be a very good idea on the big screen, I must say, and it will be very fun too. This is the reason I lowered my rating a bit. You pay more than any of the other edition, but you don't get downloadable maps. I would love downloadable maps on this edition, including ones on the PC Edition, that way we would get our money's worth, probably.

So overall, this edition is great, but there is some room for improvement.

Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition

The controls are quite easy to remember

Smosh Stuff (Playlist)

Smosh is an awesome YouTube Channel which has been around since 2005. I've been following the videos since 2011.

Adult viewer discretion is advised. Cuz not all adults have a good sense of humor.

The Harlem Shake [FUNNIEST ONES] Part 1

Harlem Shake craze, everyone's doing it on the internet!

Talking Ben Stupid Poem

Talking Ben is really dumb,

he gets pocked and slapped and never feels numb.

Sitting on that chair till he cannot get up,

or going the lab to test out all that weird stuff.

Repeating whatever nonsense you say

in the most boringly lazy way.

Eating bacon and drinking that bottle of fruit juice,

how much does he weigh already who would ever know?

Talking Ben, Talking Ben, Talking Ben is really dumb.

(sorry I'm the worst guy at poetry ever)

Are YOU a Dummy??? :-0

Are YOU a Dummy?

Take the quiz and hopefully it successfully tells you whether you are one total dummy like each of us or not! Each question is 1 mark, calculate your terrible score!

These are YES or NO questions, YES gives you the mark, NO doesn't give you the mark for the questio, have fun!

1. Have you ever slapped yourself at least 20 times in one day? (1 mark)

2. Have you ever thought of yourself being totally defenseless :-), and you can't even defend yourself from those little toddler guys? (1 mark)

3. Have you ever failed your best friend's intelligence quizzes more than 10 times before? (1 mark)

4. Have you ever ended up punching yourself instead of punching some annoying person cuz your hand went the wrong way round? (1 mark)

5. Have you ever thought you are dumb? (1 mark)

                                                                 End of quiz

IF YOU GOT...

0 Marks. EPIC FAILURE! Some normal or smart person you are...why did you even take the quiz...or go to the website honestly???

1-2 Marks. I guess you are quite a normal person, but there is still some dumbness in you which would be awesome to work on, if you are dumb enough to do that.

3-4 Marks. Keep the dumbness up bro, you are almost there.

5 Marks. CONGRATS DUMMY! You are just so dumbly COOL! Wait...does that even make sense?

Update 1.1

Yay, it's finally here!

555 Views!

Thank you supporters for giving us over 555 views! We will now have website update 1.1 (quite a major update) released! In this update, we are mainly changing the website title an brainstorming a dumb font.

Chinese New Year

Whoa, that was fast! It's CNY tomorrow, and it's the freaking time to get all that free money coming towards you, OMG!

Anyway, my age is not single-digited anymore and well, CNY is starting to get quite boring. Every year, we have to go visiting and sit in your relatives' house almost literally doing nothing but eating which makes you feel like dying of fats and having your mind set as, "When is the next time I'm going to play video games???" You really keep doing the same thing.

Ermmm...get what I mean? I mean, it is not like Christmas, when what you do honestly depends on the presents you get lolz, or your birthday where your bad behavior explodes cuz you're the king/queen of the day and you play until you nearly literally faint.

But it is still a short holiday, and it is still CNY, gotta spend the most of it anyways, and have a good one. Who wouldn't?

Total Boredom 2 (Poor Ben)

Poor Ben. Anyway Total Boredom is not a continuing series of videos that are sequels to the 1st one, it is basically just random videos of...total boredom!

Anyway I'd love to make a proper Chinese New Year special video but the one I am thinking of is quite lame because we do not really have proper video making programs. We use mostly GoAnimate and iMovie and I never really had the time to make iMovie videos yet, but I guess iMovie videos would be much better than all these boring ones, and for this video we obviously used the iOS app Talking Ben.

So anyway, thanks a lot for supporting The Dumb Kid's Amazing Website over the past 2 months and have a good/dumb CNY.

Stay dumb,
The Dumb Author

Total Boredom 1 (Android's Battery Life is Down!)

Yay! The first episode of Total Boredom is here! In this episode, poor Android is down to 3% battery life, but iPhone does not really care...

Trolololololo...It's February...and Friday!

Man that felt quick, I don't think I ever felt 31 days past so quickly. Well, now it is the second month of the year, amazing!

Doesn't the two F's come together SO well? February, and Friday!

It's the 1st of February on a FRIDAY!!! Yay!

I'm not exactly a fan of Rebecca Black, but who does not like Friday??? Maybe if you are retardedly busy on Friday...well ditch this post then...

Stay dumb,
The Dumb Author