If Dumb Minecrafters Coded MC 1.8

The Update that Changed the World (Minecraft 1.7) has came out quite a few weeks back, with some notable features. But what could 1.8 possibly have to offer? This is the list of horrible things Dumb Minecrafters will do to everyone's favourite video game if we were to code MC 1.8*.

1. BIGGER VILLAGES AND CRAZIER VILLAGERS

In 1.8, villagers will be able to teabag like Steve, get crazy (by randomly spinning their heads like lunatics) and will drop what their trading when you kill them. Players would be able to hold villagers with a lead by their noses.

There would also be small (and legit) trading centres and mass destruction structures that will blow up the dumb village. In addition, Ghast will spawn above the village.

2. CONTROLS CHANGE EVERY SECOND WHILE USING KEYBOARD,  SO HAVE TO USE "MINECRAFT CONTROLLER" TO PLAY INSTEAD

In order to stop people from using their keyboards to play Minecraft, while using a keyboard to play MC, keyboard controls change every second.

To solve the problem, you will have to buy a "Minecraft Controller'' to play the game, which will costs only US$199999999999.99 on Amazon, with a 0.000001% discount during the 1st week after official release of the "Minecraft Controller"(which will spoil in 3 days).



3. PAY US$999999999.99 EVERY MONTH OF HEROBRINE IN SINGLEPLAYER + MULTIPLAYER

Read the title...WE WANT MONEY



*This is just a joke. We don't mean to offend Mojang. Notch and Jeb and other Mojang employees are great people, not greedy idots like us, so yeah.