Dumb Minecrafters' 2013 and the future in 5 minutes

At the end of 2012, I had a goal: get the popularity on the Internet that tragically was taken away from me that year back. I knew I had to think of something else, and my instant solution was a website all about Minecraft!

This is a badass hobby, posting news and nonsense about and based on Minecraft, and I try my best to make this site is gradually improve (damn, it has gone through so many changes this year).

Still, there is an amazing lot of room of improvement. In 2014, I will be extremely (that's an underestimation) busy and my apologies, but I will post less. I will focus a bit more on videos as there is a huge community on YouTube*.

I would like to thank Caleb from Stuff For Dummies for being such an awesome supporter on my website, who was crazy enough to read and reply to my spam on his website, and follow me for the entire year. He is the one who keeps my website going.

Have a derpy Christmas!

*I used to be a YouTuber, and someone falsely accused me of using inappropriate language, forcing me to close it down and threatened to take further action if I refused. That's why I'm here. The coward that did not stand up for my channel. I learned a lot from then.

D. Minecrafters Original Animation- Don't Trade with Villagers

If you don't get it, here's the storyline-

I come back home after a long night of mining. Putting my trusty pickaxe on the table, I go to bed, not knowing the blacksmith from the village is hanging on my wall and he grabs my pick before taking off.

When I hear the noise, I come out and see the blacksmith. All he says is,"Do you want to trade back your trusty pickaxe?". Then I beat him up (not in the video).

C418's Minecraft Volume Beta

After 3 years at work, C418 has created the long awaited Minecraft Volume Beta. Being the second Minecraft music album, it has an incredibly dramatic and even haunting feel, as the player navigates his way in to the terryfying Nether, or have the epic fight with the Ender Dragon.

The album contains a whopping number of 30 songs, ranging from 1 min 30 sec to 15 min (my gawd, the longest song I've created was only 1 min 10 sec).

Minecraft Volume Beta is available on Bandcamp, iTunes, Amazon and Google Play. Or you can do it the illegal way and get the album on some pirated website, but that ain't my problem because I'm getting the album on iTunes.

If Dumb Minecrafters Coded MC 1.8

The Update that Changed the World (Minecraft 1.7) has came out quite a few weeks back, with some notable features. But what could 1.8 possibly have to offer? This is the list of horrible things Dumb Minecrafters will do to everyone's favourite video game if we were to code MC 1.8*.

1. BIGGER VILLAGES AND CRAZIER VILLAGERS

In 1.8, villagers will be able to teabag like Steve, get crazy (by randomly spinning their heads like lunatics) and will drop what their trading when you kill them. Players would be able to hold villagers with a lead by their noses.

There would also be small (and legit) trading centres and mass destruction structures that will blow up the dumb village. In addition, Ghast will spawn above the village.

2. CONTROLS CHANGE EVERY SECOND WHILE USING KEYBOARD,  SO HAVE TO USE "MINECRAFT CONTROLLER" TO PLAY INSTEAD

In order to stop people from using their keyboards to play Minecraft, while using a keyboard to play MC, keyboard controls change every second.

To solve the problem, you will have to buy a "Minecraft Controller'' to play the game, which will costs only US$199999999999.99 on Amazon, with a 0.000001% discount during the 1st week after official release of the "Minecraft Controller"(which will spoil in 3 days).



3. PAY US$999999999.99 EVERY MONTH OF HEROBRINE IN SINGLEPLAYER + MULTIPLAYER

Read the title...WE WANT MONEY



*This is just a joke. We don't mean to offend Mojang. Notch and Jeb and other Mojang employees are great people, not greedy idots like us, so yeah.

LIKE A BOSS: HOLIDAY SEASON 2013!!!

Waddup guys! School just finally ended 20 minutes ago and so I am here, to announce that Dumb Minecrafters is having holiday season special!

From 1 December onwards, we will have badass Minecraft specials and other stuff, so stay tuned!

Minecon 2013: 2 Day's of Minecraft Craze

It's finally here. 2 amazing days of Minecraft (and also Cobalt and Scrolls) update hints and talks and activities with the most famous people of Minecraft.

This year, Minecon 2013 is currently held at Orlando, Florida, USA, ironically the same place where a father scapegoated Minecraft for influences his son into bringing weapons to school. How ridiculously stupid. The annual event started yesterday (2 November) and will end today (3 November).

You can catch a live stream of Day 2 of Minecon 2013 at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRe9HVIKRwE tonight. Let's see how it will go!

Minecraft 1.7 Review

Update Rating: 7/10

Overall Review
1.7 contains amazing new features which enhances the experience while exploring worlds, building in creative mode and using commands, but is a bit laggy and glitchy, which disappoints us a little.

Here are some of our favourite new features in 1.7-

Mesa Biome
A beautiful but rare biome that is made out of red sand and six colours different clay with the occasional cacti here and there...and dead bushes. Definitely a good place to find clay.




Roofed Forest Biome
A dense Dark Oak Forest with leaves blocking the sunlight, and mushrooms and large mushrooms in the vicinity. This place is so awfully dark even hostile mobs can spawn in daylight. My goodness.

/summon
1.7 introduces the craziest command in the history of Minecraft. The moment you type /summon (entity name e.g. Creeper), the mob will automatically spawn in your face.

You can even summon Giants (which were hidden in the code for eternity), and the Ender Dragon into the overworld. Now that's over-powered. You can type in the XYZ coordinates behind the command to spawn the mob at a certain area (e.g. 10~10~10)

The other features introduced in 1.7 are in the list below in general

+ Added lots of new biomes!
+ Added “AMPLIFIED” world type
+ Added Acacia and Old Oak wood types
+ Added Stained Glass
+ Added Packed Ice, Red Sand, Podzol
+ Added a bunch of new flowers, including double-height flowers and grass
+ Added more types of fish
+ Fishing rods can be enchanted
+ Achievements are now world specific
+ Gaining achievements now announced to other players
+ Added a few new achievements
+ Servers can now have a “server-icon.png” that is displayed in the multiplayer list
+ You can see who’s online before joining, just hover the player count number in the server list
+ New /summon command
+ Added Command Block minecart
+ Links in chat are now clickable
+ Click on somebody’s name to send a private message
+ Added a bunch of new graphics options
+ Added some shader tests (click on the “Super Secret Settings” a couple of times…)
* Biome placement has been improved, and oceans are smaller
* Portals to the Nether can now have different shapes
* Fishing is now more interesting
* Maps in item frames are now extra big
* The achievement screen is zoomable
* Preparations have been made to offer name change in the future
* You can now have multiple resource packs loaded at the same time
* Resource packs can now hold sound effects
* Servers can recommend resource packs
* Network code has been rewritten
* Sound manager has been rewritten
* Many many bug fixes…
- Removed the Rose flower
- Removed Herobrine
Feature list taken from http://mcupdate.tumblr.com/post/65040832258/minecraft-1-7-2