An Awfully Stressful Year Ahead

It's Dumb Cow here. This year I am taking an extremely major exam that will determine my life for the next 10 years, the Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE. and yes, I'm 12 and I live in Singapore).

I will post less often, but as I said, will like to begin doing proper MInecraft animations.

Despite all odds, I aim to finish half of the map, DumbTrollMC Land, by the end of this year, and post it on Planet Minecraft.

Anyways, have a good horse year ahead and gallop through life's challenges!

P.S It's only the 1st week of school and I did almost 5 hours of homework today :-(

I'm on Planet Minecraft!

To cater to the huge online Minecraft community, I have officially joined Planet Minecraft!

On Planet Minecraft, I will upload pictures and downloads of my builds, and maybe even created a resource pack someday.

But don't fret, because I'll still be frequently writing on this website of mine. The link to my Planet Minecraft account will be on the "Pages" menu (with the About Me page etc.).

Me Want Diamonds! D. Minecrafters Original Animation

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS! To celebrate the (probably) horrible year of 2014, I dumped myself in the study room for 10 hours (yeah I know the vid says 5 hours but I think that was for the pre-battle part) just to make this animation for you guys with the dumbest sound effects ever!

This is a great improvement from the previous one, so I hope this animation's not really that crappy :-)

Dumb Minecrafters' 2013 and the future in 5 minutes

At the end of 2012, I had a goal: get the popularity on the Internet that tragically was taken away from me that year back. I knew I had to think of something else, and my instant solution was a website all about Minecraft!

This is a badass hobby, posting news and nonsense about and based on Minecraft, and I try my best to make this site is gradually improve (damn, it has gone through so many changes this year).

Still, there is an amazing lot of room of improvement. In 2014, I will be extremely (that's an underestimation) busy and my apologies, but I will post less. I will focus a bit more on videos as there is a huge community on YouTube*.

I would like to thank Caleb from Stuff For Dummies for being such an awesome supporter on my website, who was crazy enough to read and reply to my spam on his website, and follow me for the entire year. He is the one who keeps my website going.

Have a derpy Christmas!

*I used to be a YouTuber, and someone falsely accused me of using inappropriate language, forcing me to close it down and threatened to take further action if I refused. That's why I'm here. The coward that did not stand up for my channel. I learned a lot from then.

D. Minecrafters Original Animation- Don't Trade with Villagers

If you don't get it, here's the storyline-

I come back home after a long night of mining. Putting my trusty pickaxe on the table, I go to bed, not knowing the blacksmith from the village is hanging on my wall and he grabs my pick before taking off.

When I hear the noise, I come out and see the blacksmith. All he says is,"Do you want to trade back your trusty pickaxe?". Then I beat him up (not in the video).

C418's Minecraft Volume Beta

After 3 years at work, C418 has created the long awaited Minecraft Volume Beta. Being the second Minecraft music album, it has an incredibly dramatic and even haunting feel, as the player navigates his way in to the terryfying Nether, or have the epic fight with the Ender Dragon.

The album contains a whopping number of 30 songs, ranging from 1 min 30 sec to 15 min (my gawd, the longest song I've created was only 1 min 10 sec).

Minecraft Volume Beta is available on Bandcamp, iTunes, Amazon and Google Play. Or you can do it the illegal way and get the album on some pirated website, but that ain't my problem because I'm getting the album on iTunes.

If Dumb Minecrafters Coded MC 1.8

The Update that Changed the World (Minecraft 1.7) has came out quite a few weeks back, with some notable features. But what could 1.8 possibly have to offer? This is the list of horrible things Dumb Minecrafters will do to everyone's favourite video game if we were to code MC 1.8*.

1. BIGGER VILLAGES AND CRAZIER VILLAGERS

In 1.8, villagers will be able to teabag like Steve, get crazy (by randomly spinning their heads like lunatics) and will drop what their trading when you kill them. Players would be able to hold villagers with a lead by their noses.

There would also be small (and legit) trading centres and mass destruction structures that will blow up the dumb village. In addition, Ghast will spawn above the village.

2. CONTROLS CHANGE EVERY SECOND WHILE USING KEYBOARD,  SO HAVE TO USE "MINECRAFT CONTROLLER" TO PLAY INSTEAD

In order to stop people from using their keyboards to play Minecraft, while using a keyboard to play MC, keyboard controls change every second.

To solve the problem, you will have to buy a "Minecraft Controller'' to play the game, which will costs only US$199999999999.99 on Amazon, with a 0.000001% discount during the 1st week after official release of the "Minecraft Controller"(which will spoil in 3 days).



3. PAY US$999999999.99 EVERY MONTH OF HEROBRINE IN SINGLEPLAYER + MULTIPLAYER

Read the title...WE WANT MONEY



*This is just a joke. We don't mean to offend Mojang. Notch and Jeb and other Mojang employees are great people, not greedy idots like us, so yeah.